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Leonardo DiCaprio's Vagina
zerosconsort:

Excersice 59 by Iro-the-Random-one

zerosconsort:

Excersice 59 by Iro-the-Random-one

ironholmesgrl08-rdj-blog:

Much love! 

ironholmesgrl08-rdj-blog:

Much love! 

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

agentscully:

when you have nothing against a particular celebrity but their prominence on tumblr makes you want to blacklist them until the end of time

(Source: superbmarksman)

baby: w...w...w..
mom: water? wash? what?
baby: w....w-we....Welcome! Foolish Mortals, to the Haunted Mansion, I am your host, your ghost host. Hmmmm. Our tour begins here, in this gallery. Here where you see paintings of some of our guests, as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now...
Your cadaverous palour, betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this Haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination, hmm? And consider this dismaying observation, this chamber has no windows, and no doors. Which offers you this chilling challenge, to find a way out! Of course, there's always my way...

A threesome fanfiction involving Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., and Chris Pratt, by Chris Pratt.

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

(Source: josephthropp)

imagine your otp with accurate characterisation

(Source: peterquills)

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

overtheadriatic:

sadisticbrit:

peter capaldi is a blessing on this world

Oh god I was so worried about this too

The more he talks about this upcoming season and the stuff he won’t put up with, the more I’m starting to believe he killed Steven Moffat and keeps telling everyone he’s on vacation while writing all his episodes himself.

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

overtheadriatic:

sadisticbrit:

peter capaldi is a blessing on this world

Oh god I was so worried about this too

The more he talks about this upcoming season and the stuff he won’t put up with, the more I’m starting to believe he killed Steven Moffat and keeps telling everyone he’s on vacation while writing all his episodes himself.

First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

(Source: dcwneyjr)

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

(Source: a-s-h)

jackanthonyfernandez:

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vinebox:

That laugh tho

I found it lmfao

LMfao

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

GET OFF MY LAWN

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

GET OFF MY LAWN