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Leonardo DiCaprio's Vagina

captainamericass:

chris evans is like that cool friend of your older brother that you always had a crush on 

scarlettjohnsson:

Scarlett Johansson at the We Bought A Zoo premiere in New York

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

samdesantis:

sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before

(Source: america-wakiewakie)

Just saw your cat sex thing, well the tip of a male cats dick is barbed and the sex only takes a short time, it is painful for the female but the pain starts up and increases the conceiving process to basically be always, random facts you pick up by reading haha xD
naughtynerdyguy

Yeah I know my boyfriend demonstrated with an ottoman

sarahscollegedays:

MICHAEL WANTS ME TO TELL THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT HE IS DATING LEXI SO JUST IN CASE THAT WAS NOT PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED, I FIGURED i MAY AS WELL STATE IT AGAIN.

MICHAEL FAIRBANKS IS DATING LEXI CAMPBELL. PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS LESBIAN, BUZZKILL, NOT-IN-ROOM-260, DIDN’T-PAY-FOR-HER-OWN-PANERA, BODACIOUS, LIVELY, LEXI.

Have you ever seen cats having sex? Because you should get on that

Lexi (And by the way, we ended up watching Cat’s having sex. It looks painful) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMg6F2HyMXA (via sarahscollegedays)

tags → #me 

(Source: cateyesofthewarlock)

wintercapsicle:

popgeezer:

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

Bravo.

seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer. 

moelskerdeg:

humnoo:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

Um…

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 So what’s the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus? That ain’t no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be un-did, Homeskillet.

(Source: kilianemma)

ok but your title is homophobic and transphobic bye
Anonymous

Ummm okay but they’re not??

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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tags → #ME AND MICHAEL